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Teeth
Doing for vaginas what Jaws did for sharks.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 7/14/10
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The Goonies
Celebrating the 25th anniversary of the cult classic.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 6/7/10
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Sharks in Venice
Hard evidence as to why SyFy needs to stop making movies.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 4/25/10
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The Top 10 Movies of 2009 Countdown Spectacular!
Better late than never
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 3/7/10
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Twilight: New Moon
Never before has something been so shitty as to question my faith in mankind.
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 11/23/09
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Zombieland
My one shred of evidence that proves that I am always right. ALWAYS!
Written by Ebola Monkey on 10/13/09
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Yo Joe
The Real American Heroes have finally come to grace the silver screen.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 8/17/09
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Entering the Twilight Zone of Teens
The world of necrophilia just got a new audience.
Written by Ebola Monkey on 7/19/09
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The Basic Anatomy of a Street Man Review
What it takes to rate those glorious pieces of celluloid.
Written by The Street Man on 7/10/09
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Celebrity Lives and Deaths
A retrospective look at all we have lost.
Written by The Street Man on 7/9/09
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Things I Hate: #1 Clint Eastwood
Say hello to Satan Incarnate.
Written by Ebola Monkey on 7/9/09
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Let’s Get Bay-ified!
At least “Pearl Harbor” was good… oh, wait.
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 7/5/09
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To Zombie or Not to Zombie
A philosophical round-table about life, death, and the eating of other people’s brains.
Written by the TBE Staff on 6/27/09
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Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus
A mega, giant D-list film to love.
Written by Ebola Monkey on 6/23/09
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I ♥ Jude
Celebrating the next big star in Hollywood: Jude Law.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 11/9/04
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Zombiepalooza
Counting down the top five zombie movies ever made in one mega extravaganza of undead proportions.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 10/31/04
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The Shawshank Redemption
My tribute to one of the greatest movies ever made.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 10/5/04
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The Summer That Wasn't
I love movies. Except when they suck.
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 9/30/04
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Scary Movie 3
They got it goin’ on, when the Wayans are gone.
Written by Zacideamus on 8/25/04
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The Bishop Conspiracy
Aliens? Predators? The only thing that scares me is the chronology of these films.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 8/19/04
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3 Laws Safe
Wait, where’s the fourth law protecting me from going and seeing really crappy-ass movies?
Written by The Canadian Hero on 7/18/04
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Will Ferrell Made a Funny! Oh Wait, No He Didn't
What follows is a detailed synopsis and review of "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy".
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 7/10/04
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Screw Ferris
Why I hate Ferris Bueller.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 7/3/04
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
It may take more than one breath to say its name, but defiantly well worth it!
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 10/17/03
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The Matrix: Reloaded
A worthy sequel, or just another Hollywood let down?
Written by the TBE Staff on 5/16/03
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When Good Movies Get Bad Sequels 3
These sequels took drama to an all-new low.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 5/4/03
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Charlton Heston: A 21 Gun Salute
If only we were all more like Chuckles, then there would be no need for heaven, for we would already be there.
Written by Pogo-A-Gogo on 3/28/03
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Dreamcatcher
Jason Lee, Morgan Freeman, and giant mutating alien slugs – they had to have gotten it right this time…right?
Written by The Canadian Hero on 3/21/03
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Attack of the Movie Reviews
The Canadian Critic once again gives his opinions on some of the seasons hits, misses, and you didn't sees.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 3/10/03
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
A look at one of the true cult classics of the 80s.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 2/22/03
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Black Crap 2
The fact that Jet Li turned it down is a bad omen right there…but since when did I listen to reason?
Written by The Canadian Hero on 1/15/03
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Holy Schmidt
Finally, character study has come back to the theatres…wait, is that a good thing?
Written by The Canadian Hero on 1/3/03
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When Colton Spoke too Soon...
Even we here at TBE have been wrong once or twice, and Colton is definitely not an exception.
Written by Zacideamus on 11/21/02
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Before You Die, You See It…
Proving once again that nothing spells success in Hollywood like foreshadowing.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 10/18/02
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When OK Movies Get Better Sequels II
They’re creepy and they’re spooky…well, their second time through at least.
Written by Zacideamus on 10/5/02
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Picture Perfect
Let’s just say you’ll think twice next time you drop off your film at the corner Walgreens.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 9/27/02
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Stealing Harvard
A classic buddy-buddy film or an all out stinker, you’ll just have to click to find out.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 9/13/02
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We’re Off to the Picture Show
A collaboration of this summer’s hits, misses, and all around stinkers of the silver screen.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 8/23/02
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When OK Movies Get Better Sequels I
Colton discusses the best steps upward for certain film franchises.
Written by Zacideamus on 8/10/02
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M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs
Mel Gibson, the guy from Gladiator, cornfields, and aliens - the makings for a great movie…right?
Written by The Canadian Hero on 8/6/02
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Vanilla Sky
Someone please tell me why I didn’t see this in the theatre?
Written by The Canadian Hero on 7/14/02
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Joy Ride
Because Lord knows there’s nothing better to do during the summer than to rent movies.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 7/7/02
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Everybody Runs
An inside look at the first official blockbuster of the summer - Minority Report.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 6/21/02
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Suicide Kings
We’re taking a trip to the forgotten film vault to look at this comedy/thriller masterpiece.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 5/24/02
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The First Meaning of Fight Club is....
A detailed look at this psychological movie masterpiece.
Written by Morgandorfer on 5/22/02
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Star Wars: Episode II
It’s only natural that the TBE Staff takes a look at the newest edition of the Star Wars saga.
Written by the TBE Staff on 5/20/02
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Epitome of an Acting God
A tribute to the living legend of Tinsel Town.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 5/10/02
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Spiderman
Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood!
Written by Milo Whitaker on 5/9/02
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A New Breed of Film
Crushed before taking a full swing.
Written by Zacideamus on 5/7/02
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Death to Smoochy
My God! There’s a new dark comedy out? And it's completely worth seeing? Hallelujah!
Written by The Canadian Hero on 3/29/02
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Resident Evil: The Movie
Survival Horror comes to the big screen at last.
Written by The Canadian Hero & Morgandorfer on 3/16/02
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The Time Machine
Do I wish I had a time machine to get my 90 minutes back? You’ll have to read to find out…
Written by The Canadian Hero on 3/8/02
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When Good Movies Get Bad Sequels 2
The trailers may have said comedy, but these sequels are anything but funny.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 3/7/02
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It's Time to Play ROLLERBALL!
Though after this movie, I don’t think that’s a positive anymore.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 2/8/02
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Nostalgia Done Right – Better Off Dead
Another reason why the 80s soo totally ruled all!!
Written by The Canadian Hero on 10/27/01
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Ode to The Little Shop of Horrors
Which version is better: Straight or Musical...the answers INSIDE!!!!
Written by The Rabid Squirrel on 9/29/01
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Jeepers Crappers
Inside, we go over the Pros and Cons of this..."movie".
Written by Prozac Kid & The Rabid Squirrel on 9/26/01
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When Good Movies Get Bad Sequels
A look at movie franchises that tanked faster than a Tony Danza sitcom.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 7/28/01
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Memento
Finally Hollywood pulls their thumb out of their butt.
Written by The Canadian Hero on 6/7/01
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